i'm ryan and making mac & cheese on my own is my greatest achievement

cis (him/his)

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ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

frightn:

when ur mom yells at u for something u didnt do

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babefield:

it here

danacardinal:

stop fetishizing straight relationships…………….not every show needs to have straight people…………

imnotjailbait:

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

im-still-flying:

Avatar + Tropes

Kya

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

the legend of korra s03e11 the ultimatum + red